Saturday 28 September 2019

TV Column: THE APPRENTICE + BETTY DAVIS: GODMOTHER OF FUNK


This article was originally published in The Courier on 28th September 2019.


NEXT WEEK’S TV

THE APPRENTICE
Wednesday, BBC One, 9pm


It is, I suppose, comforting to know that in these uncertain times, there will always be another conveyer belt of grasping buffoons for Alan Sugar to cast a jaded eye over. As series 15 commences, we’re required to play the usual game of assessing who this year’s breakout stars will be. Who will become the nation’s favourite laughing stock, only for them to eventually turn up on You’re Fired! to reveal that they’re actually more human and likeable than the edit made out? Candidates this year include a Shakespeare-quoting librarian, a cockney geezer and a Michael McIntyre clone who describes himself as “a pig in business”. Task one: set up a bespoke tour in the countryside around Cape Town. Heaven help us all.

WHAT BRITAIN BUYS AND SELLS IN A DAY
Monday, BBC Two, 9pm


Our trading relationships are about to face their biggest challenges in decades, but how much do we really know about the systems which enable Britain to import and export goods on such a massive scale? In this, to say the least, optimistic new series, Ade Adepitan, Cherry Healey and, yes, Ed Balls examine the ways in which Britain trades with the rest of the world. It begins with a hard-hatted Balls visiting the vast London Gateway port to find out more about where our fruit and veg comes from. Adepitan travels to Peru to reveal how our growing interest in healthy eating has had a positive economic impact on overseas communities, and Healey visits a busy trading centre responsible for securing global produce.

TINY LIVES
Thursday, BBC One, 9pm


The specialist neonatal unit at University Hospital Wishaw is dedicated to caring for seriously ill and premature babies. It’s the setting for this sensitive three-part series from BBC Scotland, in which amazing NHS professionals and anguished families deal with a variety of complex medical emergencies. Charlie was born at just 23 weeks, almost the earliest stage at which a baby can be kept alive outside the womb. “You’ve got to have hope,” says his tired young mother. “If you don’t have hope you don’t really have anything.” Tiny Lives makes for difficult viewing at times, but no one could fail to be moved by the abiding theme of kindness, love and courage in the face of adversity. It’s humbling.

BETTY DAVIS: GODMOTHER OF FUNK
Friday, BBC Four, 10:30pm


Pioneering funk musician Betty Davis vanished from the spotlight over 30 years ago. This unusual documentary tracks down, sort of, an enigmatic cult performer whose raw, raunchy stage persona paved the way for artists such as Prince and Madonna. She also inspired her late husband Miles to embrace jazz-rock fusion. He inspired her to write and perform. He also physically abused her. Davis, who remains unseen for much of the film, recounts her story via a narrator reading poetry inspired by conversations with the filmmakers. Betty Davis was an independent black woman who defied convention. She played a sexually-charged role to make a socio-political point, but the attendant controversy and her innate sensitivity couldn’t support the weight. A sad film, it will linger with you.

LAST WEEK’S TV

ARENA: NOMAD – IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF BRUCE CHATWIN
Saturday September 21st, BBC Two

Werner Herzog is one of the world’s greatest living filmmakers. An actual genius. As a documentary-maker, he’s been responsible for haunting films such as Grizzly Man. Once seen, never forgotten. This profile of the late, renowned adventurer Bruce Chatwin didn’t scale such heights, but it was typically idiosyncratic. Herzog, no stranger to fantastical adventures himself, collaborated with Chatwin during the last years of his life. They were kindred spirits. This affecting ode to their friendship was a dry-witted affair in which fond understatement said more than cheap sentimentality ever could. Herzog and Chatwin are inspiring figures. Life-affirming myth-spinners. Also, as all civilised people agree, Herzog’s none-more-Herzog style of narration is one of life’s eternal pleasures. He should be the voice of the BT speaking clock.

JAPAN WITH SUE PERKINS
Wednesday September 25th, BBC One


In the concluding chapter of her Japanese odyssey, Perkins confirmed that she’s one of the best celeb-orientated travelogue presenters. Like Palin and Connolly, she’s genuinely interested in the cultures under scrutiny. She makes witty asides whenever witty asides feels appropriate, but never sneers or hogs the limelight. She’s funny, sensitive, thoughtful. A surprisingly moving series at times, far removed from the bland, gawping norm.

Saturday 7 September 2019

TV Column: SEAHORSE: THE DAD WHO GAVE BIRTH + SCARBOROUGH


A version of this article was originally published in The Courier on 7th September 2019.


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SEAHORSE: THE DAD WHO GAVE BIRTH
Tuesday, BBC Two, 9pm

Freddy is a gay transgender man who wants to have a baby. Filmed over three years, this beautiful documentary from acclaimed filmmaker Jeanie Finlay follows him through the entire complex process. While searching for a sperm donor, Freddy swaps testosterone shots for folic acid tablets. He opens up about his anxieties and admits that he wasn’t fully prepared for the myriad physical and psychological effects of being able to conceive again. Freddy’s mother is fully supportive of his brave decision, but his father can’t come to terms with it. Finlay’s captivating, intimate film successfully challenges societal misunderstandings and expectations surrounding gender and parenthood. “If all men got pregnant,” says Freddy, “then my God, pregnancy would be taken much more seriously.”

HIGH SOCIETY: THE CANNABIS CAFÉ
Tuesday, Channel 4, 10:15pm


In the final episode of this gossamer thin confection – think First Dates, but cheerfully stoned - our British guinea pigs reflect upon what they’ve learned from spending time in Holland, where cannabis is legal. Café guests include some post-menopausal choir ladies, a bland young couple, a champion female boxer who’s considering gender reassignment – she meets up with former Lennox Lewis manager Kellie Maloney - and a woman who wants to convince her dad that medicinal cannabis use is beneficial. The point of the series is this: don’t people open up more when they’re high? Well, maybe. Possibly. They also spout a load of boring, meandering, self-involved blah, all of which is captured here for your enjoyment.

THE BIG HOSPITAL EXPERIMENT
Wednesday, BBC Two, 9pm


The NHS is understaffed and overburdened, but maybe – if the Tories don’t destroy it first – it can draw strength from an influx of trained volunteers. This commendable series tests the practicality of an idea which, if it succeeds, could eventually become standard practice throughout the UK. During their second week on the wards at the Royal Derby Hospital, the young team of volunteer nurses are beginning to appreciate the existential magnitude of caring for patients on a daily basis. Some cope better than others. While maintaining their outward compassion, nurses have to suppress their instinctive emotional responses to human suffering, which isn’t something that can be learned overnight. The Big Hospital Experiment reinforces the incalculable value of our NHS. It's underlying message, of course, is that enlisting dedicated unpaid workers is an utterly shameful state of affairs, but I doff my invisible hat to these volunteers.

HAIRY BIKERS: ROUTE 66
Thursday, BBC Two, 8pm


The hirsute motorcyclists hit the world’s most mythical rock and roll highway in this typically affable and pointless new series. Their culinary journey encompasses nine American states and over 2,000 miles of tarmac, during which they devour massive, sizzling portions of grub while, so they say, celebrating the cultural diversity and eventful history of the star-spangled land of the free and battle-scarred home of the brave. They don’t study this subject in any great depth, of course, as that’s beyond the featherweight modus operandi of their scripted banter personae. Instead they just bask in their surroundings while tenderising slabs of beef. Still, the unpretentious restaurateurs they meet are friendly, which is nice, and the easy riding scenery is quite something to behold.

LAST WEEK’S TV

THE DOG HOUSE
Thursday September 5, Channel 4

Well, this is just lovely. A series based in a home for abandoned dogs, it captures the tail-wagging highs and whimpering lows (the latter outweigh the former, thankfully) of picking up a pooch. The employees view themselves, quite rightly, as adoption agents responsible for matching canines with appropriate humans. Scruffy little Tiny meeting a young woman who struggles with depression was a particularly touching moment.

SCARBOROUGH
Friday September 5, BBC One

Derren Litten, the architect of Benidorm, is responsible for this sitcom set in the titular seaside town. It dutifully echoes the cadences of Alan Bennett and Victoria Wood dialogue, but never comes close to matching their immaculate turns of phrase. Litten is a harmless minor talent – a reliable hack - whose work amounts to little more than an inadvertent parody of lower middle-class comedy tropes. 

MORTIMER AND WHITEHOUSE: GONE FISHING
Friday September 6, BBC Two

In these harrowing times, we grasp for specks of comfort wherever we can find them. Exhibits B and P: two middle-aged comedians standing in some rivers. Every episode of this charming series was exactly the same, but it never wore out its welcome. When they exchanged presents at the end – and that really did feel like the end – I had something in my eye. Thank you, fellas.

Sunday 1 September 2019

TV Column: UNTOUCHABLE: THE RISE & FALL OF HARVEY WEINSTEIN + PEAKY BLINDERS


This article was originally published in The Courier on 31st August 2019.


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A CONFESSION
Monday, STV, 9pm

Tim from The Office – aka the actor Martin Freeman – stars in this gritty shaky-cam factual drama from genre maestro Jeff Pope (if you’ve ever enjoyed a superior true-crime ITV drama produced within the last 20 years, Pope was almost certainly the man behind it). It recounts the unusual story of a senior police officer who, in 2011, breached protocol to catch the person responsible for abducting and killing a young woman. Meanwhile, a woman who lost her own daughter under similar circumstances begins to fear that the cases are linked. Jeff Pope probably has the words ‘truth is stranger than fiction’ on a framed macramé print above his desk, it’s a maxim upon which his impressive career is predicated.

RISE OF THE NAZIS
Monday, BBC Two, 9pm


In 1930, Germany was a liberal democracy. Four years later it was governed by a totalitarian regime of murderous criminals. “This,” intones the narrator of this grimly compelling new series, “is the story of how democracy died.” It is, like Laurence Rees’ classic series, a warning from history. Told via dramatic reconstructions and talking head contributions from expert historians, Rise of the Nazis examines the events of those four fateful years in forensic, granular detail. It’s a frightening illustration of how fascism can take hold of a nation. The far-right are still a highly visible threat in Europe and America. They’re still using the same techniques to stir up dissent, to mislead, divide and conquer. Be afraid.

UNTOUCHABLE: THE RISE AND FALL OF HARVEY WEINSTEIN
Monday, BBC Two, 11:15pm


How did the pathological sexual predator Harvey Weinstein get away with his crimes for so long? This thorough 90-minute documentary damningly exposes a culture that enabled the behaviour of this monstrous Hollywood mogul and others like him. Taking centre stage are devastating testimonies from some of his traumatised victims. Their evidence repeats the same pattern: they felt trapped, manipulated and intimidated by Weinstein’s heinous abuse of power. He faced numerous accusations of sexual misconduct throughout his reign, but always managed to suppress them. The film features contributions from guilt-ridden former colleagues who were aware of his reputation and those who tried in vain to expose him. The king has been dethroned, but the #MeToo fight continues.

THE CAPTURE
Tuesday, BBC Two, 9pm


The current glut of nervy TV thrillers hasn’t emerged by mere coincidence. Television, as always, reflects our fearful preoccupations. The zeitgeist, if you will. This new Line of Duty-esque drama follows a British soldier accused of needlessly murdering a member of the Taliban in cold blood. After he’s acquitted, he’s then accused of assaulting and kidnapping his barrister on the streets of London. Actual fake news? A violent incident apparently captured via CCTV triggers a dark, stark, uncomfortable piece – anyone who’s been foolish enough to follow my scribblings over the last 20 years will know that I’m a fan of dark, stark, uncomfortable pieces. It also boasts a tremendous cameo from that great, indispensable character actor, Paul Ritter. Recommended.

LAST WEEK’S TV

PEAKY BLINDERS
Sunday 25th August and Monday 26th August, BBC One


This sooty hokum has earned its promotion from BBC Two to BBC One. Its cult has grown to such an extent that it no longer belongs on its original home. People who criticise this gangster saga, this wild tumult of melodramatic pulp fiction, for being all style over substance are missing the point. It’s at ease with what it is. That’s why it works. Peaky Blinders is shamelessly entertaining, it juggles flash irony and solemn sincerity in roughly equal measure. Series 5 began with yet another controlled explosion of violent, quasi-poetic chutzpah. A classic? No. But it’s undeniably great.

A BLACK AND WHITE KILLING: THE CASE THAT SHOOK AMERICA
Sunday 25th August and Monday 26th August, BBC Two

Three years ago, in Portland, Oregon, a white supremacist gang-member got behind the wheel of his jeep and killed a black man. The killer insists that his crime, which was captured on CCTV, wasn’t racially motivated. In this depressing two-part documentary, Asian British journalist Mobeen Azhar travelled deep into the scrofulous heart of American far-right politics. Portland is renowned as one of the most liberal cities in America. It’s also home to at least 21 white supremacy groups. Trump is their hero. These people are monumentally stupid, sad and hateful. But hey! Things will get better soon, right?