Saturday, 4 May 2019

TV Column: THE ALL NEW MONTY + 24 HOURS IN A&E + GHOSTS

This article was originally published in The Courier on 4th May 2019.



NEXT WEEK’S TV


THE ALL NEW MONTY
Monday and Tuesday, STV, 9pm

It’s time once again to raise awareness of the importance of health checks to prevent prostate, testicular and breast cancer, as another group of celebrities whip out their bits under the expert gaze of dance coach Ashley Banjo. The responsible fun begins on Monday with Who Bares Wins, in which the likes of Joe Pasquale and snooker legend Willie Thorne, who was diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2015, get to grips with a complex strip routine to be performed in front of a packed theatre. In Ladies’ Night, it’s time for Martina Navratilova and various soap and reality stars to do the same. Most of the participants have personal reasons for getting involved with the promotion of this vital cause.

24 HOURS IN A&E
Tuesday, Channel 4, 9pm


This impeccable series is an admirable celebration of the NHS. It’s also a guaranteed anxiety inducer. If we’ve learned anything from watching years of what essentially boils down to a relentless hokey cokey of terribly upsetting drama, it’s that accidents and sudden failures of health occur every day. You could be the next unwitting victim. Fortunately, dedicated medical professionals will be on hand to rescue you from the brink. If you’re lucky. The latest series begins with a moving meditation on elderly people trying to come to terms with the possibility of losing their partners. Meanwhile, the marriage of Harry and Meghan unfolds in the background. Humane and tacitly political, it towers above every other show in this genre.

THE SINGER STORY: MADE IN CLYDEBANK
Wednesday, BBC One, 9pm


In the late 19th century, a vast modern factory transformed a village on the Clyde into an industrial powerhouse. Its finely crafted product, the Singer sewing machine, went one giant step further: it changed the world. As the years roll by, the historical importance of Clydebank is in danger of being forgotten. This fascinating documentary should restore its reputation. There was a time when one in five households in the world had a Singer sewing machine, most of them made in Clydebank. Via vivid contributions from former employees, a portrait emerges of a town characterised by civic pride and humour. The site where the factory once stood is now a bland business park. Progress ain’t what it used to be.

WHEN I GROW UP
Thursday, Channel 4, 8pm


Spontaneously inspired by recent social mobility research, three generous businesses have invited some seven-year-olds from all walks of life to briefly join their ranks. Fortunately, a television crew was on hand to capture the results. Will giving them jobs they’ve never dreamed of change their ambitions? This week they don customised uniforms to manage an artisan chocolate business. I don’t doubt for a single whiff of a second that the producers had the very best of intentions – they’re not cruelly inviting us to sneer at a sadly precocious rich kid who fences and plays golf, of course they aren’t - but it comes across as an unnerving fusion of The Apprentice and Channel 4’s notorious ‘80s misfire, Minipops.

LAST WEEK’S TV

GHOSTS
Monday 29th, BBC One

This supernatural sitcom from the Horrible Histories team continues to plough a fairly amusing yet inessential furrow. It’s a likeable show populated by excellent comic actors, but the characters and storyline aren’t exactly riveting. We’re three episodes in, and I don’t really care about any of these people, either undead or alive. It gets by on a thin cushion of happy-to-please charm.

PLANET CHILD
Wednesday 1st, STV


What can protective British parents learn from examples set by foreign cultures? In episode one of this revealing new series, twin doctors Chris and Xan van Tulleken attempted to find out by conducting carefully controlled child development experiments. We met Japanese and African kids with far more independence than their cossetted UK counterparts, who gradually managed to navigate central London while unaccompanied by mum and dad.

EASYJET: INSIDE THE COCKPIT
Thursday 2nd, STV

Whimsically narrated by undiscriminating workhorse Stephen Fry, this series provides fly on the fuel gauge access to pilots from Britain’s biggest airline. They were, of course, depicted as cheerful, unflappable professionals tirelessly serving the needs of their customers. I daresay that’s true, but it was like watching a high-end promotional video. Still, nice scenery, and when was the last time you saw Inverness Airport on television?

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