Sunday, 17 February 2019

TV Column: THE REAL MARIGOLD ON TOUR + DAVID BOWIE: FINDING FAME


This article was originally published in The Courier on 16th February 2019.


NEXT WEEK’S TV


THE REAL MARIGOLD ON TOUR
Wednesday, BBC One, 9pm

The ageing dream team of twinkly Paul Nicholas, rambunctious Sheila Ferguson, cheeky Wayne Sleep and that nice Jan Leeming (mercifully, there’s no sign of tiresome professional eccentric Miriam Margolyes) pitch up in wintry yet passion-fuelled Argentina this week, where they take late-night Tango lessons, explore local art and music, visit a university offering a range of stimulating classes for senior citizens, and – perhaps inevitably - sing Don’t Cry for Me Argentina beneath the balcony where Eva Peron delivered her famous speech. Five-times-married Jan has been single for fifteen years, so it’s rather charming when a man she meets at her life drawing class invites her out on a date. Alas, it ends up being quite awkward.

JAMES MARTIN’S GREAT BRITISH ADVENTURE
Monday, STV, 2pm

This afternoon retreat starring the top TV chef and Richard Herring lookalike trundles along merrily throughout the week. The latest gentle barrage begins with a Lancashire trek in the company of Michelin-starred chef and Great British Menu titan, Lisa Allen. She’s the cheerfully subdued yin to his borderline manic yang. Whenever he enthuses about “great tucker”, he looks like he’s about to burst through the screen and shove some fennel in your face. As a Mini lurks conspicuously in the background – these shows always have to include a classic car of some description – they cook up some savoury fish, bake Eccles cakes, chow down on freshly farm-milked buffalo cheese and, inevitably, provide a recipe for the ultimate Lancashire hotpot.

MARTIN CLUNES: ISLANDS OF AMERICA
Tuesday, STV, 9pm


If we must have celebrity-fronted travelogues on TV, then they may as well be fronted by the affable Clunes. At least this one goes slightly off the beaten track to explore parts of America that haven’t been overexposed. The latest leg of his empathetic journey takes him to America’s only Spanish-speaking island, Puerto Rico, as well as the Sea Islands along the coasts of Georgia and the Carolinas. There he meets members of the Gullah Geechee people, descendants of the African slaves who once toiled on local plantations. A prominent spokeswoman explains how they proudly celebrate their cultural identity – which includes its own language - while educating others about their history and sadly dwindling way of life.

MONTY DON’S JAPANESE GARDENS
Friday, BBC Two, 9pm

The nation’s favourite curly-haired horticulturalist is on a mission to unearth the culture that lies behind some of the world’s most beautiful gardens. His final scenic pit-stop takes place in a crisply red-leaved autumn, where he finds out how one of Japan’s greatest public gardens is looked after in preparation for the harshness of winter. He also continues to trace the colourful history of these idyllic beauty spots. It’s a consummately comforting hour of artisan relax-o-vision. It would, of course, be remiss of me to end any Don-based critique without reminding you that the Montydon is my favourite herbivore dinosaur by far. You can have that one for free, I’m here all week etc.

LAST WEEK’S TV


DAVID BOWIE: FINDING FAME
Saturday 9th, BBC Two

The final part of director Francis Whately’s highly acclaimed trilogy of feature-length documentaries about the Dame traced the fascinating saga of how struggling musician David Jones eventually metamorphosed into a pansexual alien rock superstar. Like Whatley’s previous films, it was an impressively researched, artfully compiled essay that benefitted from a sharp focus on a specific period of Bowie’s life and career. Courtesy of incisive contributions from various collaborators, friends, relatives and lovers, a portrait emerged of a bright, sensitive, talented and tenacious artist gradually finding his voice and refusing to be ground down by a string of failed bands and flop records. He somehow knew he was destined for greatness.

THE MAKING OF ME
Monday 11th, Channel 4

Filmed over three years, this welcome new series follows nine transgender people as they go through the process of transitioning. It also featured contributions from partners and family members. In the happy case of Cairo, a transgender man, they were fully supportive. However, he expressed his frustration about being mis-gendered in public. Vicky, a transgender woman, has joint custody of her children, who took the situation in their stride. The only vaguely wobbly story in this otherwise positive portrayal involved 56-year-old Jackie, a transgender woman, and her wife Julie. The latter, while broadly supportive, admitted that she sometimes missed her husband. Thankfully, they made it work and renewed their wedding vows.

SHETLAND
Tuesday 12th, BBC One


Series five of this hit crime drama began with the discovery of dismembered body parts washed up on the shore. Yes, it was grisly business as usual for clue-sniffing copper DI Jimmy Perez (Douglas Henshall), as he set about unpicking a tangled web of organised crime. The victim? A young Nigerian man. I find it all but impossible to concentrate on whatever appears to be going on in this pot-boiling murder mulch, as I’m constantly distracted by the quotidian dialogue and wooden acting from practically every member of the cast, Henshall included. It’s like watching a bunch of fence posts slowly eroding in the bitter northeast rain.

FLAT PACK POP: SWEDEN’S MUSIC MIRACLE
Friday 15th, BBC Four

Did you know that the slick sound of modern pop was largely crafted by anonymous Swedish songwriters and producers? Yes, you probably did, as it’s a well-known fact, so the supposedly lid-lifting premise of this documentary fell flat. It also neglected to mention that, in the 1960s, Phil Spector and the team behind the Monkees operated along the same model as these obsessive backroom boffins: they didn’t invent the concept of formulaic yet irresistible perfect pop. Nevertheless, music journalist James Ballardie still managed to present a fairly interesting ‘secret history’ of how some modest Scandinavians created a distinctive melodic/robotic R&B sound in the 1990s that still resonates today.

Monday, 11 February 2019

TV Column: STORYVILLE: UNDER THE WIRE


This article was originally published in The Courier on 9th February 2019.


THIS WEEK’S TV


STORYVILLE: UNDER THE WIRE
Monday, BBC Four, 10pm

Marie Colvin was one of the greatest war correspondents of her generation. While covering dangerous conflicts in the likes of Afghanistan and Iraq, she focused on the lives of ordinary civilians caught in the crossfire. In this gripping documentary, her photographer Paul Conroy, with whom she formed a close friendship and hugely productive professional relationship, pays tribute to “a complete and utter one-off”. Colvin and Conroy were the only British newspaper journalists on the ground in the besieged district of Baba Amr during the Syrian Uprising of 2012, when Assad’s merciless regime massacred their own people. It’s a powerful and at times harrowing paean to real journalism, a vital public service personified by Colvin’s dedication, bravery, passion and integrity.

THE SECRET LIFE OF SLIM PEOPLE
Monday, Channel 4, 8:30pm

The only people who benefit from Britain’s obesity crisis are fast food manufacturers and the C4 producers who churn out programmes based on the subject. But wait, this one has a twist: how come so many people struggle with their weight while others remain slim while eating rubbish and doing what they like? Rinia and Hayley don’t eat healthily and never exercise, but they’re both technically underweight. Cameras are installed in their homes for a week to monitor their diets, while medical experts attempt to come up with an explanation for their fat-free resilience. Warning: if you’re concerned about your weight, then watching petite humans devouring cheese, chocolate, crisps and double cream won’t make you feel any better.

A VERY BRITISH HISTORY
Monday, BBC Four, 9pm


This enlightening new series examines key 20th century moments for minority communities in Britain. Hosted by figures from those communities, it begins with writer Damian Le Bas harking back to the 1960s to show how societal pressures, prejudices and government legislations gradually forced Romany people to abandon their nomadic way of life. Aided by fascinating archive footage and contributions from older members of Le Bas’ extended family, it depicts 21st century Romany people proudly celebrating their heritage and tacitly functions as a refreshing antidote to the mocking tone of the mercifully defunct Big Fat Gypsy franchise. It also unearths the little-known story of how romantic novelist Dame Barbara Cartland found a permanent home for ostracised travellers in Hertfordshire.

SKINT BRITAIN: FRIENDS WITHOUT BENEFITS
Wednesday, Channel 4, 9pm

It’s been five years since C4 unleashed the controversial Benefits Street. This sympathetic documentary series almost feels like a belated apology (it's produced by the same person). Angry and angering, it follows unemployed residents of Hartlepool as they barely cope to survive with the introduction of Universal Credit, an inhuman piece of legislation that makes it harder for people to live on benefits than ever before. Utter chaos ensues. A young man is reduced to hunting for rabbits and squirrels to cook, a desperate cancer patient gets lost within a bureaucratic maelstrom actively opposed to helping those most in need, and a partially blind man practically begs for help. It’s a frank and sickening expose of the worst extremes of sociopathic Tory ideology. Do not miss.

LAST WEEK’S TV


MAYANS M.C.
Saturday 2nd, BBC Two

This spin-off from the hit American crime drama Sons of Anarchy revolves around a drug-running Mexican biker gang based in a fictional California border town. The protagonist is an intelligent and secretly sensitive young beefcake who’s struggling to cope with a violent lifestyle he never intended to adopt. It’s hip, stylish and boasts a great soundtrack, but those cosmetic details only serve to highlight a nagging lack of depth and pace. The characters and storyline aren’t exactly compelling, it feels like we’ve been here a billion times before. Sons of Anarchy fans might welcome this expansion of its universe, but it’s a slog for the uninitiated.

AFRICA WITH ADE ADEPITAN
Sunday 3rd, BBC Two

The ebullient wheelchair basketball player began his informative journey around Africa – “the most exciting continent on the planet” – with visits to Cape Verde, Senegal, Ivory Coast and Nigeria (where Adepitan was born). Celebrity-fronted travelogues are often bland affairs, but this one digs beneath the sunny scenery to expose a bleak trail of tragic, brutal history and worrying present-day problems. Adepitan met fishing-reliant communities almost entirely descended from slaves and their European masters. These impoverished, hardworking people are still having their resources stolen by foreign interlopers. As one despairing fisherman put it, “There’s another kind of slavery now.” Adepitan also met Nigerians scarred by civil war. A commendably thoughtful series.

THE DEFIANT ONES
Friday 8th, BBC Four

When legendary producers/moguls Dr Dre and Jimmy Iovine sold Beats Electronic to Apple for $3 billion in 2014, it was one of the biggest deals in music history. Fast-paced, witty and irreverent, this documentary miniseries traces the unusual story of two men from working-class backgrounds, one African-American, the other Italian-American, rising up the ranks and eventually coming together to form a powerful alliance. The dynamic duo have some of the biggest names in the business on speed-dial, hence the presence of talking heads such as Snoop Dogg, Bruce Springsteen, Bono and Eminem. Interesting stuff, but I’m not sure it deserves to be stretched over six episodes.



Saturday, 2 February 2019

TV Column: TEACHERS TRAINING TO KILL


This article was originally published in The Courier on 2nd February 2019.


NEXT WEEK’S TV


TEACHERS TRAINING TO KILL
Monday, Channel 4, 9pm

At a remote summer camp in Ohio, schoolteachers are being trained to use firearms. Blatantly endorsed by Trump, it’s a radical response to the never-ending spate of tragic school shootings. Prepare to despair at this powerful documentary in which an arrogant county sheriff mounts a controversial campaign to fight fire with fire. Naturally, it never occurs to this agenda-pushing fanatic that an unequivocal reformation of the outdated Second Amendment is a simpler solution. Disturbing attack simulations involving students dressed with fake wounds are juxtaposed with intelligent contributions from a teenager who survived a school shooting. As he observes, what if an armed teacher becomes violently, mentally ill? It’s almost as if the pro-gun lobby doesn’t actually care.

HOW THE OTHER KIDS LIVE
Tuesday, Channel 4, 8pm

Imagine a benign version of Wife Swap starring innocent ankle-biters instead of bickering adults, and you’ve basically got the measure of this new social experiment starring children who live just streets apart but who come from different worlds. When they visit each other for playdates that would never otherwise happen, they learn about different cultures and backgrounds. The series begins with Catholic Brendan, Muslim Yasmin and privately educated twins Tom, who has Down’s syndrome, and Billy. The kids are bright and sweet, their parents are lovely, and the whole thing amounts to a touching celebration of open-mindedness. Brendan sums it up: “Houses don’t really matter what they look like, it’s just a house. It’s not [for] you to judge it.”

THE SECRET LIFE OF THE ZOO
Thursday, Channel 4, 8pm

Whether you approve of zoos or not, there’s no denying that the staff at Chester Zoo – the setting for the latest series of this fly-on-the-wall perennial – are dedicated to looking after various endangered species. The focus this week is on the relationships that form between animals during conservation projects. We witness the bittersweet tale of a pair of giant otter pals who, because they’ve never mated, have to be separated to make way for another male, and a domestic dispute between two Andean bears: the clingy teenage daughter doesn’t understand why her antsy mother wants more space to herself. The programme also features some drunk South American butterflies, which isn’t a phrase I ever thought I’d find myself writing.

JEREMY WADE’S MIGHTY RIVERS
Friday, STV, 8pm

In the final episode of his grave ecological travelogue, the snow-haired biologist and extreme angler reveals that even the mighty Zambezi is in trouble. Massive construction projects and overfishing are threatening its health. Wade discovers that parts of the Zambezi delta have dried up due to a lack of flooding caused by a massive Zimbabwean hydro-dam. His canoe-based investigation involves some hairy encounters with a man-eating crocodile and some angry hippos, and a chat with a local fisherman who predicts that soon all the fish will be gone. Fairly interesting stuff, but it’s docked a point for carelessly neglecting to use Marlena Shaw’s recording of the gospel-soul classic Wade in the Water as its theme tune.


LAST WEEK’S TV

IMAGINE… JO BRAND: NO HOLDS BARRED
Monday 28th, BBC One

When Jo Brand first arrived on the ‘80s alternative comedy scene, her uncompromisingly deadpan stage persona was refreshing and deliberately provocative: a revolutionary pioneer in the then barren field of female stand-up. These days, of course, she’s renowned as one of the nicest people in showbiz, but that doesn’t mean she’s lost her edge. Far from it. This candid profile paid tribute to her prodigious talent. Understandably, she bristled at the ‘national treasure’ tag. Have you seen her autobiographical sitcoms Damned and the shamefully underrated Getting On? They’re angry, compassionate, intelligent products of a subversively politicised, anti-establishment philosophy. History will judge her with the kindness and respect she deserves.

THE STAND UP SKETCH SHOW
Monday 28th, ITV2

TV producers sometimes cough up concepts so catastrophically ill-conceived, you almost have to marvel at their cluelessness. This series is aimed at an imaginary audience who can’t engage with stand-up comedy routines unless they’re accompanied by sketches spelling out the contents in overliteral detail. Sketches can certainly be used to elaborate upon ideas explored in stand-up routines – e.g. Dave Allen and Stewart Lee – but listening to a comic talk while a sketch unfolds just kills the jokes stone dead. Not that the bland, hacky observational comics employed by the show – Seann ‘love rat’ Walsh included – are funny anyway, but they stand even less of a chance in this context.

PURE
Wednesday 30th, Channel 4

Marnie is young Scottish woman who, since the age of 14, has been plagued by relentlessly graphic thoughts about sex: “It’s like The Sixth Sense, but I don’t see dead people. I see naked ones.” In episode one of this instantly arresting comedy drama, Marnie fled to London on a desperate voyage of self-discovery after a disastrous speech at her parents’ wedding anniversary, during which she imagined everyone in the room indulging in all sorts of publicly prohibited activities. Based on a true story, Pure is a funny, frank and liberating study of mental illness, and newcomer Charly Clive is hugely likeable as the captivatingly chaotic Marnie. A guaranteed cult hit.



Saturday, 24 November 2018

TV Review: THE INTERROGATION OF TONY MARTIN + DAVID CASSIDY: THE LAST SESSION


This article was originally published in The Courier on 24 November 2018.


THE INTERROGATION OF TONY MARTIN: Sunday, Channel 4

DAVID CASSIDY: THE LAST SESSION: Friday, BBC Four


On the night of 20 August 1999, farmer Tony Martin shot and killed teenage burglar Fred Barras. Martin always claimed he acted in self-defence, despite the intruder being unarmed. Martin shot Barras in the back. He eventually served three years of a life sentence, after the original murder charge was reduced to manslaughter.

This case became a political cause celebre. Right-wingers were generally supportive of Martin’s right to protect his property. People capable of more nuanced thought patterns were dismayed by the notion of a binary society in which violent vigilante justice is considered acceptable.

Was Tony Martin a victim? Of crime, certainly. Were his actions justified? Absolutely not. However, what do we really know about him? The claustrophobic factual drama, THE INTERROGATION OF TONY MARTIN, sought to reveal more about this infamous figure via verbatim transcripts of his police interviews.

Largely set within the confines of an interrogation room, it began on the day after the crime took place. Martin (a mesmerising performance from Steve Pemberton) initially came across as a lonely, frightened, confused and vulnerable man experiencing a waking nightmare. He seemed quite sympathetic.

One of Pemberton’s greatest gifts is his unerring ability to imbue ostensibly off-putting characters with traces of ambiguity and pathos.


Martin tried to explain his fearful personality – in the words of his mother, “My son is very highly strung and has a tendency to worry about things.” – by tentatively discussing the sexual abuse he’d suffered as a child. Since then he’d shut himself off from the world in a remote farmhouse shrouded in darkness.

He claimed he’d been burgled several times, but eventually stopped going to the police as he felt he wasn’t being taken seriously. He slept every night, fully clothed, with an illegally-owned shotgun under his bed.

As the drama progressed, my initial impression of Martin changed. His account of that night was vague and contradictory. He came across as arrogant and blasĂ©. When the police eventually picked his slippery story apart, he seemed genuinely astonished that he’d been charged with murder.

To this day, he maintains that he did nothing wrong. How do we know this? The man himself appeared in a chilling coda, during which he returned to the farm for the first time in 19 years. Unrepentant, he said he’d do the same thing again without hesitation. Does he regret killing Barras? Not in the slightest. Tony Martin isn’t a well man. He needs help.

This discomfiting drama won’t have changed anyone’s mind about Martin’s crime, but it did deliver some insight into his damaged psyche.

A raw profile of a man nearing the end of his life, DAVID CASSIDY: THE LAST SESSION followed the reluctant teeny-bop idol as he struggled with dementia and other serious health issues.


With admirable candour, the frail Cassidy invited a documentary crew to record his struggles. He reflected on a life during which he battled with alcoholism for many years, while recording what would prove to be his final tracks - poignant pre-rock tributes to a troubled showbiz father with whom he had a strained relationship.

The programme also featured rare extracts from an in-depth audio interview he taped at the height of his fame in 1976. Even at that age, he came across as an intelligent and introspective man.

This was the tragic saga of a manufactured idol, a typecast fantasy construct, battling with the cruel vicissitudes of real life. It was terribly sad, but never voyeuristic or exploitative. A sensitive tribute.

Saturday, 3 November 2018

TV Review: THE LITTLE DRUMMER GIRL + THE FIRST


This article was originally published in The Courier on 3rd November 2018.


THE LITTLE DRUMMER GIRL: Sunday, BBC One

THE FIRST: Thursday, Channel 4


A six-part adaptation of the spy novel by John le Carre, THE LITTLE DRUMMER GIRL is a disappointingly flat affair.

In something of a coup for the BBC, it’s directed by the highly acclaimed South Korean filmmaker Park Chan-wook (The Handmaiden; The Vengeance Trilogy) and stars the great American character actor Michael Shannon (he of the tombstone visage and imposing screen presence). With that much talent involved, how could it possibly fail? Well, simply put, it’s boring.

Chan-wook has opted for a muted approach, which in theory at least suits the Cold War-era source material. However, instead of coming across as an intensely slow-burning thriller steeped in downbeat, chilly atmosphere a la the BBC’s classic adaptation of le Carre’s Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, it ends up feeling lifeless.

In episode one, I never got the impression that Chan-wook was particularly interested in the subject matter. As you’d expect, it’s elegantly shot, but as a piece of drama it’s curiously remote and unengaging, a glacial exercise in spy thriller style. We are expected to sit through six hours of this.

I’m all for Europe-trotting Cold War confections in which characters have grave, clandestine conversations in dimly lit rooms, but only when a strong story supports those familiar genre tropes.

In The Little Drummer Girl, the meandering plot involves Charlie, an idealistic fringe theatre actress (promising TV newcomer Florence Pugh) who, after what felt like an eternity, was eventually recruited by Shannon’s Israeli spymaster, Kurtz. Shannon delivered a typically arresting, subtly detailed performance, but he overshadowed everything around him. His character is more interesting than the plot.

Kurtz is in pursuit of a Palestinian terrorist. Charlie doesn’t know how she can be of any help. That’s supposed to provide a magnetic layer of intrigue, but The Little Drummer Girl suffers from a fatal lack of tension.


Momentum only built in the final scene, when Charlie was abducted by an enigmatic German member of Kurtz’s team (Alexander Skarsgard). By that point, however, it was too little too late.

The first episode of a TV thriller has one basic job: to set the wheels in motion and draw you in. In this instance, the wheels whirred far too lethargically.

An Anglo-American co-production, eight-part science-fiction drama THE FIRST burns slowly to far more compelling effect.

Set in the near future and partly inspired by the Challenger space shuttle disaster, it began with a tragically aborted human mission to Mars. Sean Penn – looking for all the world like a kindly, careworn couch – stars as a former astronaut tasked with comforting the grieving relatives of a doomed team of cosmic pioneers. 

His quietly convincing performance is matched by the excellent English actress Natascha McElhone, who plays the conflicted CEO of the company responsible for sending these astronauts to their death. Penn’s character will, inevitably, lead another mission to Mars, but I’m looking forward to seeing how that pans out.


Framed through a prism of hand-held pseudo-documentary realism, The First is a humane, understated drama. It’s essentially the polar opposite of The Little Drummer Girl in that, quietly, gently, it establishes a mood of queasy intrigue. It hooks you in. The Little Drummer Girl is nothing more than a series of loosely-knitted, drab occurrences.

Suffused with potent melancholy, The First presents a pair of potentially interesting protagonists and a strong ‘what if?’ scenario. It arrived on TV with very little fanfare last week, but it deserves your attention.

Saturday, 13 October 2018

TV Review: DOCTOR WHO


This article was originally published in The Courier on 13th October 2018.


DOCTOR WHO: Sunday, BBC One


“Half an hour ago I was a white-haired Scotsman.”

And there it was. Just one brief, throwaway line to acknowledge that the 13th Doctor is a woman. After months of hoopla - and tedious whining from some quarters - surrounding the introduction of Jodie Whittaker as the first female incarnation of the Time Lord, the latest series of DOCTOR WHO just got on with things. A smart move.

Drawing overt attention to the Doctor’s gender change would’ve reduced it to a self-conscious novelty as opposed to an entirely natural development. It would’ve undermined the integrity of Whittaker’s performance. She is the Doctor and that’s that.

So what’s 13 like? At heart(s), of course, she’s essentially like all the others: brave, eccentric, inquisitive. What Whittaker brings to the role are flashes of contagious childlike wonder, breathless energy, quiet compassion and smart comic timing. Her expressive face runs the gamut from goofiness to gravitas. She’s charming, funny and thoroughly commanding: everything you could want from a Doctor.

I personally never had any doubts about that, as Whittaker is a fine actor. She was always going to nail the part. My main concern with this new series is the arrival of Chris Chibnall as showrunner.

The brains behind Broadchurch and the wildly uneven Who spin-off Torchwood has five previous Doctor Who episodes to his name, the best of which were little more than adequate. His writing lacks the flair and ingenuity of his predecessors Steven Moffat and Russell T. Davies. 


However, after watching this rather elegantly plotted episode - demonstrably his best effort so far - I began to think that maybe Chibnall’s relatively straightforward approach might be just what Doctor Who needs right now. As much as I admire Moffat for the most part, his cerebral style of continuity-heavy storytelling alienated some viewers. My usual response to that would be ‘their loss’, but I’d like to see Doctor Who become a national talking point again.

More than anything, of course, I want it to be good, but I get the impression that Chibnall and his team know what they’re doing. Doctor Who has always thrived on change while feeding off successful elements from its past, and I welcome the decision to reboot the show as an accessible piece of blockbuster family entertainment unburdened by prolonged story arcs.

The plot of this first episode – a satisfyingly dark affair involving a Predator-style alien hunting on Earth – was merely a framework to support Whittaker's debut while establishing a brand new era. Chibnall has stated that he wanted the episode to function as a jumping-on point for new viewers while assuring die-hards that it's the same old show they know and love. In that regard, it was an unqualified success.

Whittaker is an engaging Doctor, her new companions - sorry, 'friends' - seem promising, and the production team appear to have a distinct vision for the show. Doctor Who always looked great during Moffat's tenure, but Chibnall's first episode established a new aesthetic. Set mostly at night on the mean streets of Sheffield, it was steeped in Nordic Noir-esque atmosphere. The cinematography, direction, visual effects and sparingly used score were very impressive.

It wasn't perfect - Chibnall's dialogue is occasionally quite clunky and rote - but overall this new era of Doctor Who feels confident and energised, a show reborn. The future looks rather bright.





Saturday, 6 October 2018

TV Review: THE CRY + THE BIG AUDITION


This article was originally published in The Courier on 6th October 2018.


THE CRY: Sunday, BBC One

THE BIG AUDITION: Friday, STV


Cast under a pall of deep, foreboding gloom, THE CRY is an anguished four-part drama about a mother on public trial.

Former Doctor Who companion and Victoria star Jenna Coleman plays Joanna, a first-time parent struggling to cope with her new-born baby, Noah. Joanna loves Noah, but can’t seem to form the nurturing bond that, so she’s been told, should be automatic. No matter what she does, she can’t stop him crying.

Joanna’s Australian fiancĂ©e, Alistair, is a busy government spin doctor who more or less leaves her to look after Noah alone. He’s also fighting for custody of his teenage daughter from a previous marriage. That’s why Joanna, Alistair and Noah end up on a flight to Australia, during which most of the passengers take an unsympathetic view of Joanna’s inability to control her son’s wails.

When they arrive in Oz, they stop at a minimart en route to their hired cottage. Alistair goes in alone, but for some reason Joanna follows him while Noah sleeps on the back seat of their car. When they return, he’s nowhere to be found. In that moment, Joanna is transformed from an ordinary mum into an international hate figure.


Clearly inspired by the Madeleine McCann case, The Cry thrives on ambiguity. We’re invited to sympathise with Joanna while questioning her behaviour. It basically places us in the shoes of those disapproving plane passengers; a deliberately uncomfortable experience. The Cry demands that we question our knee-jerk judgments, our trivial, selfish irritations.

It’s told in non-linear fashion, with scenes set before and after Noah’s disappearance. A potentially gimmicky and alienating narrative device, but it works in the drama’s favour by building intrigue and tension while reflecting Joanna’s fractured mental state.

We knew from the start that Joanna had done something wrong, something capable of attracting a frenzied press scrum on her doorstep and landing her in court while an angry mob protests outside. We knew it must have something to do with Noah, but we were kept in the dark until the last five minutes. Unravelling the story in this way proved terribly effective. The Cry, so far at least, succeeds as a mystery, a thriller, and a nuanced character piece.

I’ve never been particularly impressed by Coleman before - she's often too serene, too poised - but here she’s quite convincing as a traumatised woman in the eye of a hurricane. Ironically, Joanna’s inability to cry in public may prove her undoing. Parents are expected to act in a certain way when terrible incidents such as this occur, and woe betide them if they don’t.

Episode one implied that Alistair’s ex-wife may have stolen Noah, but I suspect the truth will be more complex than that. The Cry appears to be a thought-provoking drama etched in shades of grey.

That cross between Britain’s Got Talent and Dragons’ Den you’ve all been waiting for, THE BIG AUDITION is a light-hearted reality show in which various showbiz hopefuls vie for actual paying work.

Formats such as this are a magnet for ‘big personalities’, but thankfully most of the folk auditioning in episode one were harmlessly eccentric as opposed to thunderously irksome.

The undoubted star was Linda, a woman whose cup practically exploded with guffawing joi de vivre. You wouldn’t want to be stuck in a lift with her, but she deserved her new job as a bubbly shopping channel host.

Scoff all you want, but maintaining an incessant barrage of enthusiasm on live television is a tough gig. It requires an improvisatory skill-set beyond the capabilities of most mere mortals. Linda is a natural.